Funny Things I Laugh At

Now let me ask you this ?

Chong Soh — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:27:33 GMT

At my previous employer, I was part of a group that specialized in mobilizing tools and processes for big projects. The group consisted mostly of older gentlemen ranging from ages 60 to about 75 from the Bible Belt area like Georgia, Alabama, etc etc.

That said, one of the best employees to be around was a man that went by the name of Ron Jolsom. Jolsom was a true renaisance man, he was a paramedic, a flight pilot, a sharp shooter, and father to one of the smartest girls in the state of Alabama, just to name a few accomplishments.

Hanging around Jolsom, you could hear all his great stories. How he loves traveling through India, Europe, and Australia, what it's like to be related to the Kennedy's, be a pilot, the full break down of AirFrance and the Sky Team Alliance. It's a pretty cool cycle of stories that just defines the personality that is Ron Jolsom.

Imagine a older gentleman, with glasses, bald, and about 300 pounds with one of the thickest southern accents you'll ever find, and that is Ron Jolsom.

That being said, I must share the latest and greatest Jolsom story you would ever hear.

My good friend Jolsom and Baisal were flying last Friday from NY to ATL. Atlanta was having some rough weather and the plane tried to land twice but to no avail. They ultimately had to be diverted to South Carolina to wait everything out.

There was an older Ukrainian on board who was having some issues with anxiety from what was going on. As they are getting ready take off in SC on the tarmac, the woman had a panic attack; the plane fearing for the woman's safety decided to turn around and go to the gate and wait for the paramedics.

As the plane neared the gate, the FA's were like, "Is there a doctor on the plane?" Baisal, minding his own business, all of a sudden sees Jolsom get up and walk to the lady, "I'm not a doctor but I used to be an EMT but my certification is expired.

As Jolsom begins to ask the most irrelevant medical questions, the FA's give him some medical equipment to check her out. Jolsom puts the stethoscope on the womans stomach and look's to the FA's, "I think there is something wrong with your equipment, I can't get a heartbeat. Baisal replies, "Yah you can't hear a heart beat because you're on the stomach."

Jolsom replies, "I know what I am doing here, why don't you go back to your seat, I have this under control." The FA's are beginning to notice that Jolsom probably isn't as knowledgeable as when he was certified, and say, "Thank you sir, you can go back to ur seat now.

"No thanks, I'm going to wait for the paramedics to get here" replies Jolsom.

Next thing you know, he busts out his cell phone and calls the boss, Karen, on a Friday night at 11:30 PM, "Let me get the Ukranian embassy's phone number, I have a medical emergency and I need to communicate with my patient who speaks no English." Karen dumbfounded by the neccesity for Jolsom to call her about his replies I don't have it. Jolsom begins to explain the whole story. "Yah we're in South Carolina, we had a bit of a medical emergency... bla bla bla..

He proceeds to call another colleague of ours, Shannon and asks him if he could speak Ukranian, "I need to talk to this person," his reply is more like, uh ok, why are you calling me on a Friday night?

So the paramedics get on the plane and Jolsom is trying to breakdown what happened and walks off the plane with the paramedics.

Ten mins later, Jolsom calls up Basial, "Uh... they're not letting me back on the plane, can you check my seat and see if I left my boarding pass?" Baisal replies, "Yes Jolsom, they're not lettin you back on because you had no reason to get off, no flight crew got off, just you."

With enough struggles and discussion, the crew was finally "nice enough" to let him back on for his "heroic actions."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Real Life Mario Kart

Chong Soh — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:50:24 GMT

It's been a while since I posted something on here...

so here is something for you guys to enjoy :)

Help me !!

Chong Soh — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:24:58 GMT

William was having problems with his router and needed a live chat specialist to help him out.

Read the convo here.

LOL

I laughed for 20 seconds when I saw this

Chong Soh — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 09:36:18 GMT

I'm broke, please take this picture as compensation.

Chong Soh — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:20:52 GMT

David is broke, so he can't submit his payment for his deliquent bill. So instead, he submitted a picture of a spider instead.

Take a look at the email exchange.

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_ ... rawing.php

"GOD DAMNIT!"

Chong Soh — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:05:19 GMT

I was at the local bar for happy hour last Friday to drown my sorrows of the work week in beer.

Happy hour specials were in kick with half off appetizers and $1 beers.

This guy that I happened to be standing behind had his two kids and did a big order of take out, presumably to feed the family dinner.

After about 20 minutes, this guy's order got brought up and I have to admit, it was a pretty overwhelming order. The man needed to use both hands and have his kids help him out carrying it out the door. The two kids are about 7 and 8 years old, still cute as can be.

So as the guy leans his back into the door to have his 2 kids walk out, one of the kids drops the food with the top on the ground and spills everything everywhere.

The guy yells out a big, "GOD DAMNIT!"

I couldn't help myself but to laugh at the guy.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

What a bum!

Chong Soh — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:07:20 GMT

I was on the el and I noticed this homeless guy didnt have all his screws in.

Cover up or close up

Chong Soh — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:55:52 GMT

An expresso stand in Washington that serves drink in bikinis were ordered to shut down.

LOL

Check it out now

"STOP LOOKING AT ME THEN"

Chong Soh — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:31:26 GMT

I went to the local inner city YMCA the other day to go shoot some hoops and burn some extra calories. Naturally, with it being an inner city YMCA, there were alot of kids running around and being nuisances.

I was just shooting around when a guy in his 40s and his female companion were walking by minding their own business. All of a sudden this little black kid about 9 years old shoots a basketball and misses horribly hits the guy in the head. LOL

The funny part is that the guy gives the little kid an annoyed kid with the kid responding to the look, "I didn't mean to hit you."

Old Guy says, "I know you didn't"
Then this little kid screams back with attitude, "STOP LOOKING AT ME THEN!" The old guy walks away in shame as he just got punked by a little black 9 year old.

LOL

Angry passenger is too good for normal exits

Chong Soh — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:43:06 GMT

An angry Delta passenger was pissed off at the wait times of deplaning.

Instead, he went rogue and opened the emergency door and slid down the chute.

All I can say is LOL

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