"STOP LOOKING AT ME THEN" 
I went to the local inner city YMCA the other day to go shoot some hoops and burn some extra calories. Naturally, with it being an inner city YMCA, there were alot of kids running around and being nuisances.

I was just shooting around when a guy in his 40s and his female companion were walking by minding their own business. All of a sudden this little black kid about 9 years old shoots a basketball and misses horribly hits the guy in the head. LOL

The funny part is that the guy gives the little kid an annoyed kid with the kid responding to the look, "I didn't mean to hit you."

Old Guy says, "I know you didn't"
Then this little kid screams back with attitude, "STOP LOOKING AT ME THEN!" The old guy walks away in shame as he just got punked by a little black 9 year old.

LOL

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Angry passenger is too good for normal exits 
An angry Delta passenger was pissed off at the wait times of deplaning.

Instead, he went rogue and opened the emergency door and slid down the chute.

All I can say is LOL

Full Story here

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I went to the Gay Pride Parade... 
I saw these signs and could not help myself from laughing.. LOL




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Check yo self  


I was hungry for lunch today and decided to venture out of the office and go to the local grocery store for some quick eats.

So I made my way through the grocery store, ordered my sandwich and proceeded to check out with a small line.

I am step into the line infront of a fairly well dressed attractive female. The line is progressing rather quickly and before you know it I am next in line after this woman.

The register clerk finishes scanning all the womans' items and announces $7.55 to the woman as the woman pulls out her checkbook.

As the woman writes her check, I'm thinking to myself who writes a check now a days??!?! Oh well, moving forward the woman hands over the check to the clerk. The clerk runs the check through her cash register and the register returns an error. Next thing you know, the young cashier calls over a manager due to the error. The manager comes in and examines the check, walks back to his office, and comes out and apologizes to the woman, saying, "I'm sorry ma'am, we can no longer accept your checks here." Me being the nosy person I am, pierces a quick glance over at the binder that the manager had and I noticed a page full of bad checks with the womans picture.

The woman obviously in a bind, turns me to with an embarassed blank look portraying a "help me" face.

I reply to the woman, sorry.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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That's nacho cheese !!! 
So I'm just chillin on the beach, laying out on the sun and just taking all the beautiful scenery in.

I noticed a Mexican family who set up shop on the beach next to me, had walked into the water with out securing their things.

Next thing you know, a seagull came out of no where and started looking through their things.



The seagull gets a little hungry and starts rummaging through the treasure chest of goods.



Ahhhh, success!! The seagull finally sees a bag of chips that he can steal.



OH NO!!! The family is bag wants their bag of chips back!!!



The father figure hunts down the seagull and steals his bag of potato chips back.. while eating his stolen bag of chips back from the bird.. the son looks to see if anything else is stolen!!!



LOL

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